Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Simple Life

I want the worries of my children:

>>freaking out that the bathtub water has gotten too high and might overflow

>>frustration over being not being able to button their pants after they pee

>>getting upset the gumball released from the gumball machine is the wrong color

Friday, January 09, 2009

We've got it coming and going

A couple of things:

"I did a candy cane poop."

--Harrison appropriately naming the apparent shape of his morning turd.

On a cleaner note:

I bought this jacket for Jake through a catalog I love because well, the jacket was super cool and on clearance.

I am posting this message because this is the coolest jacket I have ever bought the boys (and I have a jacket fetish, so this is saying a lot). It has satin lining, is made of a rugged and heavy cotton twill, has rockstar zippers, a "Sgt. Rock" patch on the sleeve, an embroidered last name on the collar, which I'm guessing is the designer or something and the coolest slots on the other sleeve for crayons. Jake just got this jacket today and he's gotten so many compliments on it. I think even Jason wants one.

It looks like they have size 10/12 and size 2, so if you have a little boy either of those ages and are looking for a new jacket, this one literally rocks!!! Love it!

Monday, January 05, 2009

I DO Grow While I Sleep

"My penis was big while I was sleeping."

--The first thing Harrison said to Jason when he walked in the door from work.

Friday, January 02, 2009

I'm not in the mood for THAT.

"Tickles are not massages."

--Harrison correcting Jake's attempt at a foot massage